Reviewer: Evan Jones

How long you've played the game: ~12 hours
Learning curve: 1-2 hours
Difficulty: Just right

Graphics: 10
Gamplay: 10
Sound: 10
Replay Value: 10
Gamer's Tilt: 10

Overall: 10.0

In case you haven't noticed by my blatantly biased score, i love this game. As i said in the survey, it contains everything a dude could want in a great action game. Lots of humor, beautiful and deadly women, lots of martial arts, and a wonderfully classic storyline. I am a fan of most of the little inside jokes and tip of the hat material contained within, so on top of being a solid game all around, it stole my heart and ran to Vegas. Another thing i like is that, while the women are dressed a bit skimpy, they are by no means silly eye candy, they are smart, deadly, and beautiful, all at the same time. Even the men sometimes wear skimpy clothes, which to me personally is hilarious. Elvis was a wonderfully tragic boss, and while i think it's silly to have an obviously Japanese styled corrupt Buddhist speaking like a stereotyped Mexican, i still found a way to get along with his character, if that makes sense? Great Sensei, IMHO, is the sleeper hit of the game. If i weren't so lazy, i'd definitely do a cosplay of him. I think these are enough details, so go out and buy the game. ^_^