Reviewer: Tyrone

How long you've played the game: 1 hour
Learning curve: 30 minutes
Difficulty: Just right

Graphics: 5
Gamplay: 10
Sound: 5
Replay Value: 10
Gamer's Tilt: 10

Overall: 8.0

There was a time long, long ago when gamer's weren't total pussies and actually liked it when games were challenging and required more than two brain cells humping each other to defeat.

This was a good time when cut scenes were less than 4 seconds long and consisted of mainly such epic moments as "Sorry Mario! Our Princess is in another castle!"

The creators of this game probably came from this time. From the past to our pathetic future full of MMO grindathon retardation, pathetic stories told in stupidly long badly directed horribly written cut scenes, and games that require one button to beat.

Sorry I digress. A lot.

Godhand is a game that is misunderstood. Horribly. If you are a person who happens to say, "OMG teh storie was sooo dum!!!1 i am guna go watch high scool musical!" Then this game is so not for you. In fact VIDEOGAMES are not for you. You like stories so much? Read a god damn book. They have GREAT stories. Seriously. Stop reading this stupid review right now and go read a book.


So what is the story of Godhand? AWESOME. You have a really powerful arm and you are drawn to punching everything in sight with it. I imagine if the main characters mother were in this game the game would have you punching her. Alas it is not to be. But that is fine by me. Moms are cool. I love my mom.

Graphics suck. Well okay they aren't so great but I mean whatever...umm what are we talking about?

Oh yeah Godhand is awesome.

So go buy this stupid game. I highly recommend it.